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| Smashed hits and shattered platters The Chart of the Flops existed in the 1990s to admire and celebrate the achievements of those musicians who had gone so deep into the realms of musical bizarritude that the rest of the universe could no longer see them. From Bernard Cribbins to Margarita Pracatan, from Jabba's Palace Band to the New Christy Minstrels, from Agadoo to Zambesi, with items innumerable from Mr Rolf Harris along the way, ten calendrical years of festering flops are hereby presented for your perusal. |