erm yes... big forum. Scary... *hides in the corner, prepared to defend himself with a fork*

Psst...it's me, staplefish.

Hi there, and welcome both of you! :)

Hope the forum isn't too big for you, do post more :banana:

p.s. Forks are very useful implements, but we tend to use them for eating with rather than self defence :P

Plus, everyone knows chopsticks are better for defending... You can easily stab someone's eye out with them. More pressure on one point with the chopsticks. Pressure on forks get divided out to four (or three) small points.

No, I don't know that from experience. :whistle:

Hi there! Welcome to the forum! You shouldn't need that fork much unless you're a hungry fellow.

B) lol hi guys, don't worry the forum is a herbivorous animal and won't attack humans or geeks! and it's a official fact that the past is forgotten and Doodles is NOT a cannibal.

have fun :drink:

(demolishes wall with chopsticks)


hello have :drink: