Hark me, once again. (Not that I am Uriel, more Sarakiel, if you wish some reference tying in the work 'hark' to the carol which has that as its first work, and some classical literature through some obscure underground comic work.)
Again, I say hark! for it is about to happen so.
It looks likely that I shall be taking employ in this once-great nation's capital. (Which can be read in several ways. Was it the nation that was once great? Or the capital? Remember children, all sentences are ambiguous. And all generalisations are false. Even this one.)
Therefore, some point after the start of Febuary, I shall be available for your delectation in Lahndahn, innit. Dance for me, dammit. Or, failing that, come and be drawn into my world more and more. I'm not saying I'm better, no better than you, but if you want to play with me, you better learn the rules.
And therefore (reprise), I shall, at some point a bit more into the aforementioned month, I shall be in LA for a while. Feel free to follow me there, for I shall have a massive apartment, enough space to dance uninhibited and corsetted-up. Oh, unless you live in LA, the I guess you don't need to follow me over there.
This has been a public broadcast on behalf of *insert what you think of me here*
l'm so tired of acting tough and l'm gonna do what l please
a pickup is a good idea, as is LA
and london :drink:
speaking of which, did you get my xmas card? and could you read it? if you couldn't; one of us might've been drinking or be illiterate, l'm not sure which. On the other hand if it contains references to hickory smoked horse buttholes, then somebody else probably has one with references to dancing girls, in which case they're probably out drinking too.
l'm gonna start a brand new day and call it Cheeseday, it's not on the 31st of february.
l hope my own levels of ambiguity have not been inferior or second rate :old:
anyway merry thingummybobmas
ps: l've been to death's door, it was rubbish
and someone drank all my Guinness while l was there
There were 2 guinnesses in two days, and you didn't own them! Happy Arsemas to you all!
and thrice yes. Leaving out the second.
See, I was going to leave it at that, but wasn't logged in, so the enigmaticness is lost.
*sigh*